What do you think of before getting out of bed every morning?

 

First of all, picture the scene. There I lie, peacefully slumbering with drool collecting on my pillow. In my dreams, I am watching all the MCU movies at the same time and commentating to my heart’s content. . .

The all of a sudden, I wake up. I look around, and it seems rather bright out. So I’m stuck with a horrible dilemma, one which I confront every morning.

Do I check my clock or let ignorance be bliss and try to go back to sleep?

On the one hand, if I check my clock it could be an hour before I have to get up and I can blissfully lounge for awhile.

On the other hand, if I check my clock it could be only a few minutes before I leave, spoiling my enjoyment of those few minutes and leaving me thinking exclusively about when the alarm will go off.

I will simply go back and forth and back and forth until either the alarm goes off, I finally check the clock, or I drift off to sleep without noticing.

I’m so argumentative I can’t even look at my clock without an inner debate.